SOLUTION PROVIDERS RULE THE EARTH...

In the Pursuit of True Success & the Fulfilment of Divine Purpose, You Just Have to be a SOLUTION PROVIDER to make any headway! From the Beginning of Time, Solution Providers have Ruled the Earth in Various Fields of Human Endeavour - Sports & Entertainment, Socio-Cultural, Government & Politics, Agribusiness, Manufacturing, Business-Economics, Religion, Science/Engineering, Health/Medical Sciences, etc. The Creator Expressly Designed it to be so. Nothing Else Gives Him Pleasure Like an Innovator, Inventor, Initiator - Someone Who is Able to Take up the Gauntlet and Seize the Bull By the Horns - Achieving That Which Mediocres and Nay-Sayers Deem Difficult or Impossible. They are His True Offspring.

Nothing Displeases Him Like a Slacker, a Mediocre, a Shirker of Pending Responsibilities, a Coward, a Time-waster, a Slothful Person in Business - They do not Reflect His True Image & Likeness!

To be a SOLUTION PROVIDER:

Be a Voracious Reader & Avid Listener; Spend Plenty Time with Mentors Who Have Achieved What You Would Love to Achieve; Think Seamless and Excellent Service First, with Profit Never Far from Your Sight; Know Your Strengths & Weaknesses, Opportunities & Threats; Dream BIG; Have a Clear Vision; Leverage on Your Strengths & Opportunities, Continually Work on Your Weaknesses & Threats; Be Courageous; Be Wise; Be Ready to Take Calculated Risks; Always Plan Ahead, Never Be Caught Napping; Start Small; Know Your Clients/Customers Well & Be Faithful to Them; Have Strong Family Values; Develop a Loyal & Powerful Team & Be Loyal to Your Team; Network Widely & Powerfully; Know Your Competitors Thoroughly; Remain Focused, Failure does not Translate as the End - Just Another Way Not to Do Business; Be Diligent; Persevere; Be Timely; Be Consistent; Stoop to Conquer When Necessary; Be Open to Continuous Learning; Constantly Strategize and Restrategize; Be Prudent; Be Open to Criticism. Be an Erudite & Seasoned Professional (Be Businesslike), Respect Your Business & Treat It Like a Cherished Friend. Keep Accurate Records and Have a Perfect Understanding of What They Tell You About Your Business. Life Happens - Always be Prepared for the Inevitable and Never Give up! Successful People Are Persistent - They Do Not Usually Take No for an Answer!

Excellence is a Journey, Never a Destination, Hence, Total Quality Must Never Be Compromised; Remember that You are GOD's Ambassador in Your Business, Therefore, Ensure that All You Do is Perfect as GOD did with His own Creative Work.You Must Be Fervently Prayerful & Spiritual. Your Gut Instincts Are Very Important Indicators in Business - Better if the Spirit of GOD is the One Giving Those Gut Prods!

Do Not Rest On Your Oars, Once You Feel You've Arrived! This Has Been the Waterloo of Too Many Solution Providers Over the Ages! Start From the Beginning All Over Again!

LITTLE COMFORTER OF CRISTOL PARK (FICTION?)

It was a very cold, hazy, harmattan evening; the waning sun, pale in the darkening sky.

I sat there, morosely; totally piqued at the whole, wide world.

I felt terrible that things were never the way they were supposed to be.

I was furious at the people I knew for being so disloyal and uncaring.

I was disgusted with those I did not know because they were oblivious to my plight.

I was worried at the burdens of guilt, sitting heavy upon my stooped shoulders.

I was affrighted at the bloody wars, haunting poverty and the spectre of death.

I was doubtful of God’s love for the human race.

I was caught betwixt Desperation and Despair, the cruel twins.

I wondered maliciously, if God existed anywhere in the terribly silent heavens.

I marvelled at the hopelessness of mankind’s existence here.

I scoffed at his unrelenting hope for a better life hereafter.

I despised the ‘haves’ for being satiated in their cold luxury.

I detested the ‘have-nots’ for being hopeful in their dejected state.

I was displeased with the fathers for pleasurably populating the earth with trouble-makers.

I was annoyed with the mothers for the sorrows they withstood, gently.

I raged at the oppression of the poor, widows, orphans and the handicapped.

I was so piqued that I was about to blow off my top once and for all.

Then I chanced to look towards my right side. Startled, I was. Seated on the bench by my side

Was a little boy, aged about ten, as dusk swiftly embraced the lonely park.

He was a stranger. I did not know when he had come to sit by my side.

He was gazing upon me with a warm kind of love and pity in his liquid brown eyes.

Immediately, I observed three sorry things about him, quickly.

He was horribly mangled by polio.

He was so frail and pale-looking.

He was so full of effervescing life and pulsing joy that it was painful to behold.

“Monsieur.

Why are you carrying about so much fire of hate and self-pity in your bosom?

When you only have to raise the jaded curtains from which you behold the world

To lighten and liven your world with the lamp of inexhaustible joy?

Look at me. My whole family was on the verge of despair.

But my unquenchable zeal, my indefatigable joy impresses them

So much that rather than mourn all they can do is celebrate with me.

Leukaemia. PAINFULL. Even though I say it!

A precious friend who has taught me to appreciate life’s little mercies more.

Polio. FRUSTRATING. Yes it is!

A dear brother who has led me to know the affection of heaven’s keen desires.

And here you sit, ranting at the whole world for being unfair and wicked?

Seeing that you are sound of mind. Sound of limb. Sound of hope.

Well, you need to see it from my perspective now.”

Yes. I had to. I tried not to. But I did. His eyes were gentle but ...

FORCEFULLY. He kept looking at me with those all-knowing,

All-seeing, soul-searching eyes of his.

“Come, let us pray awhile, good sir.”

My toes and fingers curled with the intensity of the shame.

My mind reeled drunkenly. I bowed my head in self-disgust.

He grasped my strong, work-roughened hands with his frail ones

Not allowing me to sink again into the miry bog of self-indulgence

And he prayed simply. He simply prayed. Heaven seemed to be straining at his

Quiet words, as Nature around us in the park did. Attentive.

I never knew Heaven was that close till I saw a plain, uncluttered heart

Utter the child-like but powerful words of redemption:

“Dear Lord of Life, Creator and the Source of all Mercies and Goodness-

Grant that Your Wonderful Light may illuminate the dark recesses

Of Your dear son’s aggrieved soul.

That Your Truthful Light radiate Your Love and Peace into the confused heart

Of Your beloved son. That he might learn to enter and walk in that Perfect Rest

Of Your Seventh Day Excellence. Now, may the bliss of all that it takes to know You

Totally suffuse his very essence until he becomes You

And You become him: Eternal. Amen.” I echoed the Amen.

I held onto his frail hands like a vice. He was gazing into my eyes

A tender smile playing around his lips - illuminating his pale, but peaceful face.

I felt as if a storm was being chased around within me;

A monstrous Goliath haunted by a little David and his shepherd’s sling.

And I fell to the ground, screaming, drawing him along with me

Holding on to those frail fingers in a vice-like grip.

His grip was surprisingly strong for someone so feeble-looking.

He kept looking into my eyes until I felt as if a great weight

Was suddenly lifted from my palpitating heart

And a great yoke was removed from my stooping shoulders. I wept.

I do not mean the gentle kind of weeping. I mean

The soul-dredging, heart-wrenching, mind-numbing, healing kind.

“You will be all right from now on. You’ll see. I’ll check on you later.”

He said, gently drawing his fingers from my hard grip, patting my shoulder

As he rose.

“Don’t go! Don’t GO!” I made as if to detain him. He shook his head

Eluded my grasp, with a smile and moved away, saying: “I’ll see you around.”

As I rose to follow him, so many questions, buzzing around my head

I felt someone tapping my shoulder from behind and I looked back in annoyance

I opened my eyes and met myself on the park bench.

It was getting quite dark now. The cool breeze was ruffling the flowers and the trees gently

I felt the breeze serenading my very soul. I could not dredge up hatred and despair

Any more. I was practically floating in relief.

It had been a dream all along. The old man who had tapped me on the shoulder

Was the park warden. He looked at me, not unkindly.

“You were muttering and gesticulating in your sleep and I guessed it was a bad dream.”

He squinted up at the clouds.

“The rain seems to be gathering its cloudy forces so rapidly.

It’s going to be a heavy one. Besides, it was getting quite dark, and

You need to go home now. It must have been a very hard day for you at work, not so?”

He looked at me closely. I avoided his eyes.

“Are you all right?” He asked, concern in his hoarse voice.

“Where...where is the...the boy?” I muttered stupidly.

“The boy? Which boy?” He was genuinely puzzled. It all poured out of me in a stutter.

“He was so frail and pale looking! He was ravaged by polio. So full of light and life!”

The old man’s face suddenly lighted up.

“Ah, so you too have seen the little Comforter of Cristol Park! How blessed you are!”

I was confused. “Little Comforter of Cristol Park? Who is he and where is he?”

The old Warden sat beside me and narrated a strange and thrilling tale to me.

“His father is the Vicar at St Paul’s Cathedral, yonder”

He pointed a gnarled finger at the looming tower in the distance.

“Everyone in this neighbourhood knew him quite well for he was the only son

Of the good Vicar and his lovely wife. Much beloved by the parishioners.

He was a cheerful, kind little fellow whose light of joy

Could never be quenched by any depression or situation. He took joy and comfort

Everywhere he went. People wanted to be around him, everywhere.

Unfortunately, from childhood, his body was ravaged by the polio disease.

He was also diagnosed with leukaemia at the age of seven. He spent a greater part

Of his time at the hospital when his mates were in school or at play.

However, all these had no effect on his natural force and his joie de vivre.

He comforted people, counselled those much older than him

 And led many people to Christ than you can ever imagine.

Till the end, he was an enigma, even to his own parents!

He died before his ninth birthday. His Dad said he passed on with a radiant light

Pulsing on his face. He promised to keep in touch. No one understood.

All that was three years ago. Now, once every quarter, it has been observed

People - sick, unhappy, depressed, suicidal and at life’s crossroads

Who have come to relax at this park have reported seeing him in their dream

If they dare to sleep off, lulled by the soothing breeze and serenity of the park.

As they ponder their lives and adverse situations.

Invariably, they always receive their healing, get solutions to diehard problems –

And of course, the salvation of their souls.

The snag is that although he comes here once every quarter

No one knows the particular day of the month he would come

Or the time of the day it would be. So the place is never thronged with people

Seeking for solution. He wouldn’t put in an appearance if they do!

It seems that the right person always gets to see him at the right time.”

He winked conspiratorially at me.

“When he was alive, little Peter used to spend time ministering to needy people

In this park when he came here to relax. This was his favourite bench.

He caressed the bench on which I was seated, musingly.

“Apparently, he has been keeping in touch as he promised.” The man grinned.

“It all jells,” I muttered in bewilderment. He prayed for me and I feel ... so free!”

I touched my chest and my shoulder, dazed. Tears were coursing down my face

Unbidden, unchecked. It was a marvel.

So much pain, yet so much love and so much selflessness.

Where were we, the spiritually handicapped, in the whole set up?

“That’s good, ole Tommy boy for sure!” chimed the old man in glee.

He wagged his forefinger at me. “Now, you go and give testimony in his Dad’s church.

It gives them peace to know that his sweet spirit is still doing the good deeds

He was always known for around here.

So long, dear fellow.” He sauntered away, whistling happily

Obviously, to continue with his duties.

Now, don’t you go asking me when and where this strange incident happened

For I will definitely not tell you.

However, all I can, indeed, tell you is that one good, old fellow

Told the story to me. And here I am, telling it to you too!

© Olujimi Jiboye March 2014

666: THE NUMBER OF A MAN: DIDN’T YOU HEAR THE WARNING?!

The Heralds of Salvation

 What do Noah, Lot and Jesus Christ have in common?
 They were heralds of salvation who were mocked, scorned, despised and rejected to the point of bodily harm - and Jesus Christ, with His messengers, is still being scorned and rejected today by those people who have independently made up their minds to be destroyed in what the Book of Revelations called the Winepress of GOD’s Fierceness and Wrath, which the wicked people of the earth shall drink to the dregs! “And as it was in the days of Noe (Noah), so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man. They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all. Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded; But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all. Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.” (Luke 17:26 – 30).

While warning His Disciples (and by extension, Christians across the ages), JESUS compared His Second Coming to:

-          The Days of Noah (Genesis Chapters 6 – 8) – the early world was so full of wickedness that GOD regretted creating Mankind. Despite several warnings by the Patriarch, Noah, no one listened to GOD; they mocked Noah and his Ark, hence GOD destroyed the world in the Great Flood – only Noah, his wife, his three sons and their wives (eight souls) escaped in the Ark, with a male and female pair of every other living creature!

-          The Days of Sodom and Gomorrah (Genesis Chapters 18 -19) – these Prosperous Kingdoms were so perverse and full of wickedness that GOD destroyed them totally with fire and brimstone from Heaven – only Lot, Abraham’s nephew, and his two daughters escaped! His wife was drawn by the sinful lures of Sodom and Gomorrah – she looked back ad turned into a pillar of salt – a symbolic warning for coming generations of backsliders and doubters! (Luke 17:32-33; Luke 9:62)

-          The Coming of a Thief in the Night (1 Thessalonians 5:1-11; 2 Peter 3:1-18; Revelations 3:3; Revelations 16:15) -

“But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up. Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.” (Matthew 24:43 – 44).

Christ used the symbolism of the “coming of the thief” so vividly to portray the suddenness and unexpectedness of His Second Coming (even as the Apostles Peter and Paul did too in the Bible references given above). His coming would definitely be unexpected. To paint a clear picture of the terrible tragedy that would befall the evil and unrepentant during his Second Coming, Christ, strategically drew our attention to the days of Noah and Lot – people were going about their normal carnal (fleshly, sensual, sinful, wicked, avaricious) deeds – eating, drinking, marrying wives, giving in marriage, buying, selling, planting, building, etc. - until sudden destruction came upon them because they refused to heed the warning of GOD through His Servants – the patriarchs. Rather, they mocked them, scorned them, criticized them and tried to do (even succeeded in some instances) them bodily harm!

By any chance, is this vivid scenery familiar to you in today’s 21^st Century ICT-driven age? People of today are just like people of those days in that they too eat, drink, marry wives, give in marriage, buy, sell, plant, build, destroy, lust, etc. We live in the Age of the Flesh – the number of Man (the flesh) is 666. Rather than celebrate the Awesome and Most Distinguished Immortal Personages of the Blessed Holy Trinity – GOD the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, they celebrate and reinforce the Unholy Trinity of the Flesh – Lust of the Eyes (6), Lust of the Flesh (6) and the Pride of Life (6) – the ultimate bane of unsaved, unredeemed mankind, beginning from the deception of Eve and Adam and the usurpation of their Principality of this World by Satan in the Garden of Eden!

GOD made man perfect (the Number 7 is the Spiritual Number for Perfection) because He created Him in His own image after His own likeness and granted him dominion, making him a god, a prince over the world He had made.

“And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion… (Genesis 1:26) “And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good (Perfect). And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.” (Genesis 1:31).

Mankind was created from the dust of the earth on the Sixth Day, hence the Number 6 is the Number of Man or the Flesh. GOD created Man on the 6^th Day and He Rested on the 7^th Day, thereby drawing Mankind into His Perfection, into His Rest. Mankind rebelled against GOD by the Great Disobedience and he drew himself out of GOD’s Perfection (GOD’s Rest). Hence:

“And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever: Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the Garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. So He drove out the man; and He placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.” (Genesis 3:22 – 24). The Cherubims and Seraphims are amongst the highest order of Angels. Satan himself was a cherub before his rebellion and fall.

“Thou art the anointed cherub that covereth; and I have set thee so: thou wast upon the holy mountain of God; thou hast walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire.” (Ezekiel 28:14).

GOD took pity on Mankind, the crown of all His Creation and sent His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ (the Messiah) that whosoever believes in Him would not perish but have everlasting life;; such a person would be allowed back into GOD’s Rest (GOD’s Perfection) which Adam lost when he was driven by GOD out of the Garden of Eden and kept out by Cherubims with the flaming sword. Hence, the writer of the Book of Hebrews wrote:

“For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works. And in this place again, If they shall enter into my rest. Seeing therefore it remaineth that some must enter therein, and they to whom it was first preached entered not in because of unbelief: Again, he limiteth a certain day, saying in David, To day, after so long a time; as it is said, To day if ye will hear his voice, harden not your hearts. For if Jesus had given them rest, then would he not afterward have spoken of another day. There remaineth therefore a rest to the people of God. For he that is entered into his rest, he also hath ceased from his own works, as God did from his. Let us labour therefore to enter into that rest, lest any man fall after the same example of unbelief.” (Read Hebrews 4:1-16).

“And when the woman (Eve) saw that the tree was good for food [Lust of the Flesh], and that it was pleasant to the eyes [Lust of the Eyes], and a tree to be desired to make one wise [Pride of Life], she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband (Adam) with her; and he did eat.” (Genesis 3:6)

“And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon. And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men, And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live. And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed. And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six (666).” (Revelations 13:11 – 18).

Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Peace and Love!


 

DO PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS BECAUSE THEY SINNED OR ARE CURSED?

“And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth. And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him. I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work. As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world.” (John 9:1 – 5).

From this event in the life of our Lord Jesus Christ and His Disciples, we can learn some important lessons:

(1.) If a person is handicapped, diseased or going through some seemingly solution-defying life problems or challenges, it does not always mean that he or she is a sinner, a bad person or an evil person. It does not mean that he comes from an accursed lineage. It does not mean that his or her parents are bad or terrible people. Neither does it mean that his or her family is accursed or that their parents have sinned. Although, there are people who are afflicted for these reasons mentioned above; but we cannot judge them (indeed we have no right to, for what do we know?) because for all we know, it could actually be “that the works of GOD should be made manifest through him or her!” Even when they have really sinned or if they are truly accursed, it is still for the purpose that the works of GOD should be made manifest through them! No problem defies GOD’s Power – such people would be saved and delivered if they could but sincerely and wholeheartedly surrender their lives to Christ. People usually assume that anyone who is going through an inexplicable challenge must be accursed by man or that such a person is being punished by GOD for one reason or the other! 

“There were present at that season some that told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices. And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things? I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem?  I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.” (Luke 13:1 – 5)

It is easy to point fingers and to forget that the whole of the human race was accursed by the error of disobedience and rebellion perpetrated by our foremost parents, Adam and Eve; but for Christ Jesus, of whom it was recorded:

“And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses; Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross; And having spoiled principalities and powers, he made a shew of them openly, triumphing over them in it. Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days: Which are a shadow of things to come; but the body is of Christ.” (Colossians 2:13 – 17)

“For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich.” (2 Corinthians 8:9)

(2.) When people are afflicted in any way, it is an opportunity for them to draw closer to GOD. It is a fact that most people would never even give GOD the time of the day in their minds, not to talk of lives if He does not allow them to be afflicted one way or the other! However, we have to know two things clearly:

“Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him. Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man: But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed. Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death. Do not err, my beloved brethren. Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.” (James 1:12 – 17) 

“Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall. There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it. Wherefore, my dearly beloved, flee from idolatry.” (I Corinthians 10:12 – 14)

So, are you one of those people who always mock, scorn, disdain, deride, condemn or criticise other people when you see them passing through their lives’ challenges? Some people have one opinion or the other about what other people are passing through; always ready to imagine the worst and jump to the most seemingly obvious conclusions which are often wrong! They even do worse: they gossip same to other people, thereby tarnishing the image of such people and destroying their reputations (or what is left of its tatters!) before other people! Please stop doing so! 

“Woe to thee that spoilest, and thou wast not spoiled; and dealest treacherously, and they dealt not treacherously with thee! When thou shalt cease to spoil, thou shalt be spoiled; and when thou shalt make an end to deal treacherously, they shall deal treacherously with thee.” (Isaiah 33:1)

The root cause of some people’s problems in life is their mouth! They cannot mind their business; they cannot desist from giving their opinions or advice when they are not sought. They take unholy delight in running down other people and they get a weird satisfaction in murdering people with the blades and tip of their tongue-sword! Later, they would start wondering where their own challenges emanated from! 

Please take time to read 2 Samuel 1:1 – 17. You will find there, the story of a man who went to tell David that he had killed King Saul, who had been seeking to take David’s life for a long time. The man thought David would reward him if he claimed he had killed Saul when actually 
he had not! The reward he got was the loss of his own life because David believed him, and he accused him of not being afraid to lay his hands on the Lord’s anointed?

Mind your life; face your own business and challenges! Do not utter profane or evil words that would bring swift judgement upon you or your children! Your own life’s issues and challenges should be sufficient for you without you adding those of other people to it!

For instance, when some people see a lady who is advanced in years yet unmarried, they would instantly say: “Oh, she has spurned all the suitors who approached her when she was younger!” When some see a woman who has been married for many years without children, they would conclude: “Oh, she has aborted all the children in her womb!” Some people, when they see an old man or woman, labouring in old age when they should be resting or enjoying the care of their 
descendants, they would say: “Ah, when his mates were working, he was busy playing in his younger years!” How did you know? Were you there? “Enu re o ni ko ba o!” Your mouth nor go put you for trouble!

“Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.” (Matthew 7:1 – 5)

NIGERIA: MORE ON UNDER-AGE MARRIAGE & SENATORIAL DISHONOUR

Dear Citizens of Nigeria, I wonder ... I just wonder! What do the Denizens of the National Assembly think it means to be elected into those exalted chambers?!

To be elected into the hallowed precincts of those much sought after chambers is to be given an opportunity to prove oneself in the annals of the Nigerian socio-political terrain! Those who mess up their names or disregard their own integrity for filthy lucre or transient power, posterity will judge harshly.

Senators are supposed, we were told, to be distinguished elders, reputable lawmakers and venerable statesmen. My dictionary tells me that to be distinguished means to be capable of commanding great respect! These are select, privileged men who define the thrust of national policies - national direction - and who underscore the realities of the moment, as they blaze the paths to a glorious future for our darling beleaguered Nigeria. An adage from South-western Nigeria avers that the elder cannot be present in the marketplace and at the same time turn a blind eye to the infant whose neck is twisted at an unnatural angle behind its mother’s back.

Not so for the Elders of Nigeria: they are a great disappointment and embarrassment to the youth of this generation – they would rather play with their proverbial fiddle (undiscriminating phallus frolicking with terrified, under-age girls) while the nation could be totally incinerated, for all they care! They are the pristine white chicken which disdains its own principality in the congress of speckled fowls!

Now, they have metamorphosed into the proverbial blemishes on our love feasts! They have proved to us all that a good number of them are mere pervs in flowing white "agbadas". They are paederasts, or paedophiles, in modern parlance - men who criminally lust after little girls who still ought to be sitting down on Mommy's laps at home, learning how to be girls - not to talk of learning how to be women prematurely!

Unfortunately, these are the kind of men we have entrusted with the guardianship and upgrading of our constitution - the corpus of laws which guide our corporate existence as a nation. Are we being told that they are so clueless or uncaring about pressing national issues like the ailing economy, the death-traps called roads, the stagnating force of erratic power supply on the economy, the deadlocked, comatose state of the academic sector, the alarming geometrical increase in youth unemployment, its inevitable effect and what it portends for the general security of Nigerians and hard-nurtured investments and the debilitating state of the health sector?

We are being made a laughing stock in the international community by those people we have entrusted with the protection of our collective dignity and commonwealth. These men in speckless white agbada are actually decked in speckled reputations, tainted speech and dappled characters, while the evil they perpetrate and perpetuate behind the scenes are best termed precursors of physical abominations and spiritual horrors! They have been known to shamelessly legislate for the feathering of their own pecuniary nests with resounding “ayes” while they callously chorus “nays” to the commonwealth of the less privileged majority of the electorate. They have been known to throw caution to the winds in the quest for personal aggrandisement! They are undoubtedly distinguished in the art and science of treachery and self-centredness.

Moreover, I wonder at the criminal quietude, or should I say, indifferent complacence of the other [un]distinguished Senators in the [un]hallowed chambers, who are not in obvious support of this attempt at constitutional suicide – especially the womenfolk amongst them! Do they not know that silence on their part, at that level is tantamount to a tacit agreement?

Again, this trouble-invoking, rabble-rousing hirsute Senator, who has despised his own seniority, dignity and maturity – like (permit me to allude to) the Biblical Esau, who despised his birthright, all for a paltry plate of his Edomic red pottage - to espouse himself to a poor under-age girl by invoking his wealth and affluence to bedazzle her poor Egyptian parents due to their impecunious circumstances; he has infected his peers with the unreasonableness of his impunity and indignity. He goes around with a shameless swagger, figuratively-speaking, dancing in the nude, touting his lettered ignorance like a conspicuous deformity on his forehead for all to see the hopelessness of the blackened deviousness of his soul.

I actively loathe it when people dogmatically and manipulatively tout religion, culture or freedom as the basis of their arrogant desecration of all that is human, humane and dignifying within us (as is the case with Abubakar Shekau and his brutish, brainless, bloodthirsty Boko Haramic hordes as well as other terrorist groups; those who seek recognition on any level for homosexuality as a way of expressing one’s ungodly and unnatural liberty in the society; and female genital mutilation, ignorantly called female circumcision!).

What precisely would an under-age girl (no matter how precocious she might be) know about marriage - the institutional preserves of more experienced adults?  Or how to manage a man and his complicated sexuality, a home, in-laws and outlaws (extra-marital incursions and excursions) and her largely-unexplored budding sexuality?

Even the adults, with all their so-called maturity, we see the puzzled despair which they make of their marital forays, not to mention a naive, impressionable under-age girl! Apart from this, medically-speaking, under-age girls are physiologically and emotionally not prepared to accommodate the burden of bearing children - a stupid case of children bearing children! Of course, this accounts for the high prevalence of Vesico Vagina Fistula (Plural Fistulae) (VVF) disease amongst women in the Northern part of the country.

VVF is a grossly embarrassing and agonising health condition prevalent amongst under-age girls who got pregnant and delivered children when their reproductive organs were not yet fully developed to bear the strain of the child-bearing activity - an incontinent disease in which the afflicted woman cannot control the flow of urine due to the damage to her urino-genital tracts.

It goes without saying that these evil men with plastic smiles, in their flawless flowing robes and flawed psyche and conducts, do not care - in their callousness - if these girl-women suffer such pain, humiliation and indignity.

Sometimes, I tend to wander in my wondering (as I do wonder in my wanderings) if there are bizarre undertones of ghastly and ghoulish human rituals that many of these men in power are nationally infamous for. What pleasures are to be derived from the puerile innocence of little girls beat the imagination.

But here we are, again, at this obnoxious triple junction which confuses the native not to mention the stranger! Again our leaders are forcibly thrusting our heads - baptizing us - in the creeks of ignominy and pandemonium, as legislators in saner climes brainstorm on the best ways and best practices to take their people forward - ours are pandering to their jaded libidos and lascivious natures.

The “man” - or humanity, if you feel more comfortable with that term - in every one of us will die if we do not humiliate them and silence their legislative impunity with the uproar of our collective national indignation. We put them there to make laws that will suit us, not to please themselves. We must protect our tender girls from the vicious arms of legalized rape and constitutional defilement. Our girls must be given the right to be well-balanced, well-educated, well-groomed and to make their own choices of career and marital partner in life.

To this end, the Senate President, [General] David Mark, must influence his “distinguished” peers in the Senate to unanimously tender their unreserved apologies to the entirety of the Nigerian populace and promise not to descend so low to such a nadir of obscenity and corruption next time. They must promise to promote legislation that will bring progress, development, advancement, peace, unity and prosperity to the good and hardworking people of Nigeria who voted them into their distinguished offices.

WOLE SOYINKA DON VEX OH - CALLS PATIENCE JONATHAN "A MERE DOMESTIC APPENDAGE OF POWER!

Wow, I have always admired this man amongst men! – One of the wittiest and most incisive radical socio-political commentators to have emerged out of Black Africa, not to mention his world-renowned prowess as a playwright, poet and stage director.

The 1986 Nobel Laureate in Literature is fondly called “Kongi” by the literati, after a major character in one of his plays, Kongi’s Harvest. He has an uncanny knack for going unerringly for the jugular – the very heart of any matter! Admired by many and loathed by more, there is no one more imminently and eminently qualified at this time in Nigerian history than this erudite Professor of Comparative Literature, who has seen it all – to call “Madame, la Femme de notre President – notre reine!” to order urgently – and, of course, done in his own inimitable style (as you will see, a rare feat which drove many tyrants and megalomaniacs-in-power to crazed distraction in their transient time – including Abacha!), there is no more succinct way of putting the matter!

With his dignified hoar-frosted Afro-style hair and fluffy Moses-like beard vibrating in indignation, I was so impressed with Soyinka’s speech that I transcribed it here for your enjoyment, trying to capture the heated exasperation of his mood as he delivered the speech. Read it and make your own comments:

“For me, er ... the siege of Port Harcourt for eleven days, with full security apparatus ...er... indicates that we --- it’s something beyond even that Madam herself, you know. My last word to her is that just be a lady first before being a First Lady. In fact, you cannot be a First Lady without being a Lady – and that is the only advice I have for her, because now it is evident that she is getting away with murder in this country - only because she has the backing of her husband - and that she is being used – in my view – politically.

“When things get to a stage where an unelected person – a mere domestic appendage of power - can seize control of a place for eleven days; and as a result of her presence, the Governor of that State is told by a policeman: “You cannot pass here because the Queen is there” – I mean, what sort of jungle are we living in? So again, there is at the very least, a vicarious responsibility that must be laid at the door of President Jonathan. And above all, I am calling on the President – now openly, publicly:

 “Please curb the excesses of your wife!"

“You know, she is a wife, she is an unconstitutional being. She should not be empowered to such an extent that she is flouting the prerogatives, the rights and the responsibilities of the Governor of any State – be this Lagos, Oyo State, Rivers – or wherever. Too much is too much! The Papers have been crying - I read Youth Speak the other day on one of the pages of the Paper – exactly the same thing – What is it?! Is she the first First Lady we’ve had in this nation? The vulgarity has become intolerable - and is being used, I noticed - and this is the worst part of it – is now being used directly or indirectly to destabilise, or at least, reduce the authority of an elected Governor.

“We have now reached the bottom of obscenity, and it’s got to stop!"

The Reprobate Minds (2)

In the delight-some, fragrant Garden of Eden, GOD gave Adam (Mankind) his Eve "... bone of his bones and flesh of his flesh ...she was called Woman ... because she was brought out of Man". She was not just Perfect...but she was perfect for him! But in the Valley of Sodom (Destruction) the Devil gave mankind rebellion and blindness, hence he chose the smelly, nether way ... ummmm ... the way of "poopoo"! Why do men love to follow Lucifer who perverts all that GOD calls GOOD and Perfect? Why do men not reckon with GOD's Rod of Correction? Why must men burn in the Sulfurous Burning Flames of Hell for ever, where their worms die not and the fire is not quenched?